Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[JÞB]

Hey! Carnac, Over Here!

Seen here

Yup, a sarcastic post to a sarcastic reply from Carnac himself linking right back to the Breakpoint!  And, left inline on the original thread

That's gotta be worth kudos. 

[wiebe@CARYA]

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@JÞB wrote:

Hey! Carnac, Over Here!

Seen here

Yup, a sarcastic post to a sarcastic reply from Carnac himself linking right back to the Breakpoint!  And, left inline on the original thread

That's gotta be worth kudos. 

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I think that's actually a constructive post from Carnac himself to a sarcastic reply from me? 

My post (basically "google it") wasn't actually meant to be sarcastic. But if the answer is a link to the exact same question, it actually asked for.

[jcarmody]

How granular do you get with your functional requirements? 

The requirements shall be written as if the person validating them is a psychopathic lawyer who knows your address and will sue you for your house if your wording isn't airtight.

[Hooovahh]

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@jcarmody wrote:

The requirements shall be written as if the person validating them is a psychopathic lawyer who knows your address and will sue you for your house if your wording isn't airtight.

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The requirement as written cannot be tested.  Unless you get a list of all psychopathic lawyers and get them each to agree they won't sue you after reviewing the requirements. 

[thoult]

Errors in validation:

• Lawyers used not all psychopathic
• Not all psychopathic lawyers tested
• Acceptable time period for filing lawsuit not expired before validation
• Address changed between requirements and validation
• 'Airtight' not sufficiently defined to validate

[Hooovahh]

Random thread gets a reply that is unrelated 11 years later:

SERIAL DATA TRANSMITION SENDING DATA TO SAME PC USING 2 PORTS

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[wiebe@CARYA]

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@Hooovahh wrote:

Random thread gets a reply that is unrelated 11 years later:

SERIAL DATA TRANSMITION SENDING DATA TO SAME PC USING 2 PORTS

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Pretty sure that's spam. The other 2 (out of 3) posts are random as well.

[Jacobson]

There are zombie threads, but is there a special name for a thread that's been resurrected multiple times over the last 16 years?

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Guardar-datos-y-despues-leerlos/td-p/632582

[AeroSoul]

Lich thread?

[Hooovahh]

This one wasn't me, but someone asked a question about using a C DLL to do some TDMS work. Someone posted their own unrelated question.  OP responded with

That wasn't even a try to answer my question but ok:)

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[Hooovahh]

That wasn't even a try to answer my question but ok:)