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Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

Hey! Carnac, Over Here!

Seen here

Yup, a sarcastic post to a sarcastic reply from Carnac himself linking right back to the Breakpoint!  And, left inline on the original thread

 

That's gotta be worth kudos. 


"Should be" isn't "Is" -Jay
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@JÞB wrote:

Hey! Carnac, Over Here!

Seen here

Yup, a sarcastic post to a sarcastic reply from Carnac himself linking right back to the Breakpoint!  And, left inline on the original thread

 

That's gotta be worth kudos. 


I think that's actually a constructive post from Carnac himself to a sarcastic reply from me? 

 

My post (basically "google it") wasn't actually meant to be sarcastic. But if the answer is a link to the exact same question, it actually asked for.

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How granular do you get with your functional requirements? 

 

The requirements shall be written as if the person validating them is a psychopathic lawyer who knows your address and will sue you for your house if your wording isn't airtight.

 

Jim
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. ~ Alice
For he does not know what will happen; So who can tell him when it will occur? Eccl. 8:7

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@jcarmody wrote:

 

The requirements shall be written as if the person validating them is a psychopathic lawyer who knows your address and will sue you for your house if your wording isn't airtight.

 


The requirement as written cannot be tested.  Unless you get a list of all psychopathic lawyers and get them each to agree they won't sue you after reviewing the requirements. 

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Errors in validation:

 

  • Lawyers used not all psychopathic
  • Not all psychopathic lawyers tested
  • Acceptable time period for filing lawsuit not expired before validation
  • Address changed between requirements and validation
  • 'Airtight' not sufficiently defined to validate
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CLA
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Random thread gets a reply that is unrelated 11 years later:

 

SERIAL DATA TRANSMITION SENDING DATA TO SAME PC USING 2 PORTS

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@Hooovahh wrote:

Random thread gets a reply that is unrelated 11 years later:

 

SERIAL DATA TRANSMITION SENDING DATA TO SAME PC USING 2 PORTS

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Pretty sure that's spam. The other 2 (out of 3) posts are random as well.

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