LabVIEW proverbs!

[Ray.R]

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@raider of the Lost Stars wrote:
Oh... and your true name is Joel Abview, I presume?


Another one:

Again, G is for Graphical, not Grafenberg.

JP

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Euh...

Why YES!! How did you know my real name???


😉


Joel

[JeanPierre]

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Help windows always cleverly popup on the most annoying place possible.
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[Ray.R]

A matter of relativity:

"How fast is FAST?"
"Do wires slow you down?"
"Can you see the speed of light?"
"Does your vi hang up or are you too FAST?"


😉


The answer to these questions lie in JP's stars...

[BigBoyTwo]

In the same vane but with with message boxes that you have used/seen.

Warning ! Changing to the Upper Voltage Range
Could Seriously damage your career.

The next one always comes back to get you:-

Unknown Error.
Call an Expert.

[Ray.R]

Confuscious say:

"He who places progress bar....
... will see progress in his career"

[Ben]

tst's message in the BreakPoint

http://forums.ni.com/ni/board/message?board.id=BreakPoint&message.id=2&jump=true

reminded me of the sign my wife hung in my lab. It reads,

"
Math and alcohol do not mix.
Do not drink and derive!
"

Ben

[Ray.R]

Good one Ben.. 😄

SHould we move this thread (or rather start a new) in the Breakpoint Forum?
We could close this one and point to BreakPoint.

R.

[Ray.R]

Confucious says:

"He who uses too many BreakPoints...
must take a break to get to the point..."

Confucious adds:

"He who needs a break...
... should visit BreakPoint"

(A bit of advertisement)

[Dr._Imad]

"Relativity applies to physics, not ethics." --Albert Einstein, (1879 - 1955)

In LabView, Relativity is when Build Path is not giving the relative path in executables.

[Dr._Imad]

Confuscious say:

"He who spends too much time in the Break Point...
... will have the HR Dept. at his door..."