LabVIEW proverbs!

[JeanPierre]

RS232 saying:

Probability to mix TX and RX if you don't think about it: 50%
Probability to mix TX and RX if you do think about it: 75%

[Ray.R]

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@Spaceman spif wrote:
Besides, my program has a ton of LOCAL VARIABLES and they rock! 🙂

I think locals make the code look easier to read, easier to write, and are lower in carbohydrates. Just my opinion though. And I'm just a self-taught newbie, so take it for what it's worth!

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As long as you are not too concerned about memory consumption

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PS: We're all self-taught newbies..
Ben is a forever-newbie 😉

We don't know about Dennis....

😄

[Ray.R]

Confucious say:

"he who plays with wires...
... will create fruit of his imagination"

[Ben]

The following is intended in good homour.

1) "Those of you who think you know everything are especially iritating to those of us who do!"

2)
Go ahead don't follow Dennis posted commandments. Part of my buisness is fixing other people code.

Ben

[rodview]

Great thread. Keep up the good postings.

I have been a Java programmer for a while. How I regret not picking up labview sooner. Now that I have step into the light, I must admit I feel guilt for my other fellow programmers who are stuck in the text world.;-(

[Gurdas]

1) LabVIEW Help needs your Help

2) The answers pop-up when your eyes are about to pop-out

3) The highlight execution has lighted many a dark day

4) People who wire crooked need to be straightened

5) NI is IN ..... (all others are OUT)

[Ray.R]

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Good one Ben!

And very good Gurdas!

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Confuscious say: "He who follows the (high)light...
... will gain wisdom one day"

[Ray.R]

Now this one is dedicated to JP:


Confuscious say: "He who hides true identity...
... will be on journey for self discovery"





JP's English translation: "The dude who changes name will discover that he's a star"

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LV Translation: "Don't hide wires behind Case Statements"


Translations curtousy of: Psychobabble.don't.com

[Ben]

"The first step in solving a problem is defining what the problem is!" (Author un-known).

Ben

[JeanPierre]

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JoeLabView a écrit:
Now this one is dedicated to JP:


Confuscious say: "He who hides true identity...
... will be on journey for self discovery"

Oh... and your true name is Joel Abview, I presume?


Another one:

Again, G is for Graphical, not Grafenberg.

JP