Good Morning NI - I'm here..

[Mark_Yedinak]

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@Ben wrote:

This is a Grampa type post so stop reading now.

I am beaming this morning after a night of on the job training as a waiter. I had two princesses and a gingerbread couple as guest. Grandma wore her Snow White Gown and Olivia became Belle. Water swerved as tea and Olivia acted as the hostess keeping all of her guests happy and their cups topped off. When the waitier dashed off for "cookies" Belle was up and after him to find out where the secret stash of Oreos was kept.

I never thought I would enjoy being a waiter but little Princesses  have a way of changine even Grampa mind.

Ben

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Sounds like a great evening.

[JÞB]

Merry Christmas to all!

Apparently Santa has an elf assigned to monitor the forums  Can you guess what I found in my stocking this year?

Spoiler

No silly, NOT a lump of coal.... but, it is mostly colored black........

[Hornless.Rhino]

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@Jeff Bohrer wrote:

Merry Christmas to all!

Apparently Santa has an elf assigned to monitor the forums  Can you guess what I found in my stocking this year?

Spoiler

No silly, NOT a lump of coal.... but, it is mostly colored black........

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A black Lamborghini is too big to fit in a stocking unless:

a) It's a big stocking

b) It's a small Lamborghini

[SteveChandler]

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@Jeff Bohrer wrote:

Merry Christmas to all!

Apparently Santa has an elf assigned to monitor the forums  Can you guess what I found in my stocking this year?

Spoiler

No silly, NOT a lump of coal.... but, it is mostly colored black........

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A magic eight ball?

[JÞB]

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@Steve Chandler wrote:

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@Jeff Bohrer wrote:

Merry Christmas to all!

Apparently Santa has an elf assigned to monitor the forums  Can you guess what I found in my stocking this year?

Spoiler

No silly, NOT a lump of coal.... but, it is mostly colored black........

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A magic eight ball?

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Give the man a cigar!

[AnalogKid2DigitalMan]

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@Jeff Bohrer wrote:

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@Steve Chandler wrote:

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@Jeff Bohrer wrote:

Merry Christmas to all!

Apparently Santa has an elf assigned to monitor the forums  Can you guess what I found in my stocking this year?

Spoiler

No silly, NOT a lump of coal.... but, it is mostly colored black........

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A magic eight ball?

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Give the man a cigar!

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Steve must have had his own Magic 8 Ball and it replied with one of these:

It is certain

It is decidedly so

Without a doubt

Yes – definitely

You may rely on it

As I see it, yes

Most likely

Outlook good

Signs point to yes

Yes

-AK2DM

[SteveChandler]

Before you go handing out the cigars I should confess that I read the spoiler.

[Ben]

Friday before the Football play-offs start. Unlike other years, I am far from confident about number 7.

But to start your week-end off I'll report the story from this morning when the Denver Fan I work with came in adorned with orange.

So he started off psyched (he graduated from WVU and after that orange bowl his adreneline is still pumping) and was showing of his John Elway shirt.

But today I was prepaered!

So I broke into the conversation and told him;

"I'll see your shirt and raise you my skivies!"

No, no pictures are available but I'm sure you can imagine well enough.

Have fun all!

Ben

[elset191]

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@Ben wrote:

Friday before the Football play-offs start.

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And, I'm moving to CO next week, so I get to root against Denver.  Even though they won't be playing next week.

Edit: I just realized I have the same jacket as that guy, and I love it.  My fiance never lets me wear it though.

[SnowMule]

Football... :zzz  (should be called hand-egg anyways)

Snocross! :clap  T-train's takin it this year :deal

Supercross! :clap  A KTM on the podium!!! 😄

"Race conditions" aren't always bad

Where in CO are you moving to?  I'm out in the southwest metro area.