LabVIEW proverbs!

[Cory_K]

---

chilly charly wrote:

Have you any idea of the damage you could create if she identifies herself to a pig ???

---

It's OK to call little kids names. It builds character, and it stimulates the economy (when they have to pay a therapist when they are older )

[LabBEAN]

---

Sorry LabBEAN, but I can't help myself! When I read your proverb I read it differently because I read a book to my new granddaughter two night ago a story about a pig named Olivia that visited an art museum.

"Examining poorly written LabVIEW code can be like viewing abstract art. You take one look at it and think 'I could have done that in five minutes.' "

Ben

---

A perceptive pig...  Then, Olivia might also avoid Express VI laden While loops that span multiple monitors (or Sequences containing While loops containing Cases containing hidden code -- like the one I "learned" from [say what you want about the addition of Auto Grow]) <grin>.  Congratulations on your new granddaughter!

[jcarmody]

All your base classes are belong to us?

[LabBEAN]

Moving a loop's iteration and conditional terminals is like rearranging a car's foot controls.  (It's only amusing if someone else tries to use it.)

[Ben]

In this thread, when explaining how he managed to get LV to crash, jamey wrote;

 "

 Perhaps you should just add a check for an insane object between the CRT and the chair!

"

Ben

Edit forgot link thanks Ravens Fan!

Message Edited by Ben on 02-25-2009 01:56 PM

[RavensFan]

---

Ben wrote:

In this thread, when explaining how he managed to get LV to crash, jamey wrote;

 "

 Perhaps you should just add a check for an insane object between the CRT and the chair!

"

Ben

---

http://forums.ni.com/ni/board/message?board.id=170&view=by_date_ascending&message.id=389818#M389818

[Ben]

In this thread jcarmody wrote

---

 99.99% of all Global variables are evil; you can't trust them.  This one finally turned on you; it probably was planning it for a long time.  I just hope nobody got hurt.

---

 Ben

[Naqqash]

   I HAVE ONE

==================================================

"There are 10 type of people those who no binary and those who don't"

==================================================

[muks]

---

---

---

Show me your block diagram and I can tell you who you are..............

---

---

---

[Ben]

In this thread Alain S wrote;

---

 Altenbach is better in LV programming and faster in typing than me

---

That statement is true for most of us.  

Ben