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@Ray.R wrote:
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there's such a thing???  😮

Of course, I've witnessed many jokes in my time.  I'm pretty sure that humour is a universal good...

 

That's what you meant, right?  Smiley Very Happy

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of course.. 😉

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Manager: "This is Hooovahh he is our in house LabVIEW guru."

Me: "I actually don't like using the term 'guru', I actually perfer LabVIEW Overlord.  It really strikes fear in the LabVIEW peasants."

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@Hooovahh wrote:

Manager: "This is Hooovahh he is our in house LabVIEW guru."

Me: "I actually don't like using the term 'guru', I actually perfer LabVIEW Overlord.  It really strikes fear in the LabVIEW peasants."


At my previous company there was a guy who's then fiance called him an "Excel guzu".  So we used that as an inside joke for a long time.

 

Last month I was wearing my CLA shirt to a meeting for some software I wrote and one of the guys came in and said "Oh, you work for LabVIEW".  "No, I work WITH LabVIEW.  It is my language of choice."

 

I really like "Overlord".  For me at this time, there's a "senior engineer" would be be considered the overlord.  Maybe I could be a count?


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@Hooovahh wrote:

Manager: "This is Hooovahh he is our in house LabVIEW guru."

Me: "I actually don't like using the term 'guru', I actually perfer LabVIEW Overlord.  It really strikes fear in the LabVIEW peasants."


Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword certificate at you!

 

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

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@JW-L3CE wrote:

@Hooovahh wrote:

Manager: "This is Hooovahh he is our in house LabVIEW guru."

Me: "I actually don't like using the term 'guru', I actually perfer LabVIEW Overlord.  It really strikes fear in the LabVIEW peasants."


Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword certificate at you!

 

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!


Kudos just for the Monty Python paraphrasing.


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This is an ni forum. Are we even allowed to use that offensive py word?
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@crossrulz wrote:

 

Last month I was wearing my CLA shirt to a meeting for some software I wrote and one of the guys came in and said "Oh, you work for LabVIEW".  "No, I work WITH LabVIEW.  It is my language of choice."


LabVIEW works for you.

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Just had my doctor nearly ROTFL

Doc: What's your job?

Me: Mouse-poker! (as a translation of the German word Mausschubser)

 

Followed by a 10min explanation how I program my gages and what LabVIEW is...

 

 

Greetings from Germany
Henrik

LV since v3.1

“ground” is a convenient fantasy

'˙˙˙˙uıɐƃɐ lɐıp puɐ °06 ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ǝsɐǝld 'ʎɹɐuıƃɐɯı sı pǝlɐıp ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɹǝqɯnu ǝɥʇ'


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@Henrik_Volkers wrote:

Just had my doctor nearly ROTFL

Doc: What's your job?

Me: Mouse-poker! (as a translation of the German word Mausschubser)

 

Followed by a 10min explanation how I program my gages and what LabVIEW is...

 

 


Heh. So if I understand that right, would that make everyone else Board-Tappers? Except it's not as strange and amusing as Mouse-poker.

 

 

Ok, I know this is off topic, but I love that sig quote "“ground” is a convenient fantasy". Kudos for that alone.

 

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