topic Joke in BreakPoint

Joke

SteveChandler — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:39:56 GMT

Seen posted on a coworkers cubicle wall.

A train station is where a train stops.

A bus station is where a bus stops.

At my desk I have a work station.

Re: Joke

aeastet — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 19:37:13 GMT

I must have two or three work stations or a work hub at my desk.

Re: Joke

EvenDeejay — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 05:21:12 GMT

As seen on an informationboard where I used to work before:

" 9 out of 10 people that smoke, dies! "

" Stop smoking!"

Well, as we all know, 10 out of 10 people dies. So if you smoke you got atlest 10% chance of eternal life. The poster was put on the informationboard in order to get people to not have so many 5 minutes smoke breaks during their shift. But it did not work

Re: Joke

Ben — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 12:54:24 GMT

A fellow ~~leper~~ smoker I used to work with was visiting her aunt in Canada and reported the following story. Her aunt was reading the paper when my coworker asked

Co-worker :"Do you read the paper every morning?

Aunt: "Yes, I like to find out who has quit smoking."

Co-worker: "They publish that in the papers here?"

Aunt: "Yes, in the obituaries."

Ben

Re: Joke

Henrik_Volkers — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 11:09:37 GMT

Edit: already posted here