LabVIEW proverbs!

[Conseils]

Why do you spend so much time writing documentation?
Surley a diagrams better? Isn't a picture worth a thousand words?


Think of all those long program listings you stopped printing out?
Think green, think LabVIEW.


"'Labvew' how do you spell that?"

[TiTou]

I have a few that I like :
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Learn what you can & share what you know
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may be they are more appliable to LabVIEW Zone than to LabVIEW itself... anyway, I do love them 😉

[JeanPierre]

Using Current VI Path to build absolute paths is like putting a X in the bottom of a boat to mark a good fishing spot.

Message Edité par Jean-Pierre Drolet le 02-22-2006 10:54 AM

[Dynamik]

Hi everybody,

      My name is Dynamik and I'm a Loca-holic.

loops intersecting

shadows grow, co-workers gone

a "state-machine" stirs

Dear Altenbach,

      You may need to revise the "first law" as a zero-bug solution merely requires P < 0

Message Edited by Dynamik on 05-13-2006 04:28 AM

[Russ_Evans]

I just came by a Carl Sagan quote and thought with a little adjusting it might work



To build a VI from scratch

...you must first invent the universe




Also, Dynamik I am curious where the "Brain damage ..." quote is from. I like it

cheers,

--Russ

[Dynamik]

"icon n. [Origin: either Greek eikon "an image, esp. one held to be sacred," or possibly from the Song "Anything you can do, Icons do better..."] 1 (Computer books) The front-cover pics of John C. Dvorak or Peter Norton. 2 (GUI) An illiterate PROMPT; a SEMIOTIC retrogression. See also TRASH CAN."

(quoted from "The Computer Contradictionary" by Stan Kelley-Bootle)

re: brain damage - it's a line from a comedy routine done by a couple of hippies in the 70s - it's googlable

Message Edited by Dynamik on 05-13-2006 06:58 PM

[M_Peeker]

One of my favorite quotes comes from a NI LabVIEW poster:

"No programming skills needed!"

[Hannamon]

"If at first you don't succeed, mulitply by the page number..."

- Johnny Come Lately

[Vedeja]

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Wire transfers and VISA? The difference between LabView and real life is: it get's there in time.
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/Vedeja

[Vedeja]

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If God would have used LV he might have been able to do some relaxing debugging on
the 7th day thus discovering the structure was missing a case for "Eva eating apple".
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(We are living a Runtime error.)

/Vedeja