*** Here is a funny Joke ***
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon down further and shouts,
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man down below says, "Yes, you're in
a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must be from a record label", says the balloonist.
"I am", replies the man, "How did you know?"
"Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told
me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone".
The man below says, "You must be a recording artist."
"I am", replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are,
or where you're going, but you expect me to be able
to help. You're in the same position you were before
we met, but now it's my fault."
(sub record label and recording artist as you see fit)