LabVIEW Job Openings

[Dennis_Knutson]

You're just the candidate that I've been looking for! When can you start?

[RayFarmer]

In two years time

[L_V_Developer]

Could we let this die?  I think you're beating a dead horse, although I do appreciate the humour. H.A.N.D.

[AnalogKid2Digi…]

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[Ray.R]

Now we know where tst lives..

and charges 1/2 my rates! 

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tst wrote:

hi. I hvae ex[erience with labView and can work for 674$ an hour.

I live in ushuaia.

Will you hire me?

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[Kaival Shah]

Hey i am interested to do your work. I am very good in Labview.

kaival.shah@ymail.com

9904482380

[LV_Pro]

Obviously while a good LabVIEW programmer, you aren't getting the concept here. The posts were from YEARS ago, and most were in jest in response to earlier posts that obviously didn't pay attention to details. As Details tend to be important in engineering, most who don't pay attention do get hired as engineers.

[Jose_LabVIEW]

Oo..I am also interested in some freelance work.  JUST KIDDING! This thread is so entertaining =)

[Andra]

Hi,

Any freelancer in LabView! Urgent Require for a project in research!

[Dennis_Knutson]

Andra,

If you are serious about hiring a programmer, create a new thread instead of hijacking an old and much abused one. Did you not read any of the comments here.