BreakPoint

[Ben]

Regarding the Jabberwocky mentioned above...

It was a two headed critter that would behave when one head was throttled but would sneak up and bit me when I let it loose.

So I weilded a Producer/Consumer sword lopping of one of it heads. It is now a docile little rabbit that perfoms tricks when demanded (Who would ever know that rabbit is infested with globals?).

I did have to shower after that event since I felt dirty.

Ben

[elset191]

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Ben wrote:

So I weilded a Producer/Consumer sword lopping of one of it heads. It is now a docile little rabbit that perfoms tricks when demanded (Who would ever know that rabbit is infested with globals?).

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I'd still be careful and keep an eye on it.  I've seen more than one gruesome run in with a docile little bunny in my day.

RUN AWAY!!

[Ray.R]

Nothing worse than an angry Artic Hare... They have antlers and know how to use them.

2 weeks later and I finally come up for a puff of air..

Taking a deep breath before I go for yet another dive. I can't believe what goes on when I'm away.  Saverio reached 15000 posts, Ben's become a hero.  I lost track of how many posts Dennis wrote.  Yair is probably 1000 post ahead of me.  Yikes!!  Hopefully I'll be back within 2 weeks.

Maybe by then Microsoft will no linger exist and the world will be ruled by a red fruit...  or better yet, NIOS.

Oh.. yeah... the nightmare...  If I post the collection of Rube Goldbergs, I'll catch up to Yair.. 

[Ben]

X posted this in the Rube Thread but I thought it was better suited for this thread.

Oh yes and by the way...

copyright " X 1995-2012 "

since we wouldnt want anyone else claiming the IP for that code.

Ben

[LV_Pro]

A few years ago I had one that looked very much like that, except that it looks like "your" vi's may have something other than black with lettering. Hmmmm, maybe the original "programmer" has evolved.

[SnowMule]

[Jeff·Þ·Bohrer]

RTM

"Oh Crap,
Yes He can post.... Hijacking threads on Breakpoint is a no-no in my book.

Jordan,  would you please spin this post(hmmm.. can't link in Report to Moderator)
http://forums.ni.com/t5/BreakPoint/Nightmare/m-p/1931213#M18646

to a new Breakpoint thread and PM the originator that random hijacking is not looked on favorably

[Ray.R]

Alfa or Adrian,

We are NOT interested in your paranoid delusions!

Please DO NOT HIJACK this or any other thread!

Get some good medications, sedate yourself and take a 1-hour trip to Jupiter..

This thread is about nightmare stories dealing with LabVIEW code.  Nothing else.  Please read the topics and please try to understand..

[LV_Pro]

Ray,

  Maybe I should set up an account for Kerry, she might have fun with "trips to Jupiter", etc., but then again, she doesn't do work related  things for fun!