LabVIEW in the movies

[MattBradley]

I came up with this idea while answering a recent post from someone named "Clint Eastwood"

Take a movie quote.  Now, change one or two words to reference LabVIEW.  For example:

"Go ahead.... Make my day" --> "Go ahead .... Make my VI"

 "These aren't the droids we're looking for" --> "These aren't the VI's we're looking for"

"It's alive!" --> "It's a VI"  (my current favorite)

Anybody got any contributions?

[jcarmody]

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten VIs.

[PhillipBrooks]

"You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the TRUTH!" - > "You want scripting? You can't HANDLE SCRIPTING!"

[Henrik_Volkers]

It's 106 miles vis to Chicago milestone, we've got a full tank of gas battery, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

 org BB sound

[Thoric]

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" --> "Local Variable, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

[Thoric]

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody!" (On the Waterfront, 1954)

...into...

"You don't understand! I could've been a LVOOP class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody!" - as spoken by a standard Generic class specifier constant.

[altenbach]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat monitor" (Jaws & new labview users with diagram bloat)

"I'll be back" (terminator, governator & shift register)

"Houston Austin, we have a problem" (Apollo 13 & LabVIEW bugs).

[pallen]

I'm saying it because it's true.  Inside the loop, we both know you belong with LabVIEW.  You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. 

If that project leaves the ground and VIs are not a part of it, you'll regret it. 

Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of the project's life.

*edit* 

Found another I couldn't resist. 

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of other development eviroments, is there?

Randal Graves, from Clerks

More Clerks:

Dante Hicks:   You hate programing!
Randal Graves: But, I love LabVIEW, isn't it ironic?

Randal Graves:  This program would be great if it wasn't for the fu**ing local variables.

Message Edited by pallen on 06-03-2009 11:13 AM

[altenbach]

Deckard (looking at a local variable): "She's a replicant, isn't she?" (Blade Runner)

[MattBradley]

LabVIEW, the final frontier.  These are the versions of the National Instruments.  Its copyrighted mission, to seek out new pc's, new software, to boldly test what has never been tested before!