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@altenbach wrote:

Jeff·Þ·Bohrer wrote: And really......  how long have you measued your proficiency that way?... With a TLA or an XTLA?

All I really need is a OLA (One letter acronym):  C

 

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(stands for something that ends with "hampion" :D)

Actually, that is a TLA: LC

And you really can't use that to measure proficiency (as much as we all want to).  Leah, as sweet as she is, is a LC and she doesn't do any LabVIEW programming.


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The red text was after it was edited to remove the photo of the driver's license...  It was good that the moderators took that image away.. 

 

Yikes...  I don't even want to think of the trouble that would have caused...

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@altenbach wrote:
a short acronym starting with CL.... 😄

It's lucky NI use developer and not programmer in their certification names 😛

 

Being able to say "I worked hard on getting my CLAD" is so much safer. (Note: I can't actually say that as I have no NI certification)

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and we thought he was "horn"LESS!

Applause applause applause.....

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Hold it... am I clapping?

 


"Should be" isn't "Is" -Jay
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Thought this was funny.

PaulG.

LabVIEW versions 5.0 - 2020

“All programmers are optimists”
― Frederick P. Brooks Jr.
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This code has been tickling my funny-bone for a two days now.

 

"Captain" missed something rather basic about events and synch functions and the output is by far some of the most ridiculous code I've seen.  Its Friday Enjoy it!


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PaulG:
I enjoyed reading that thread. Still laughing thinking about Dennis reply.
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The best solution is the one you find it by yourself
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Another one of those who just won't give it a try.  Even though all that is needed is a simple multiply or divide (depending on which way in the equation they want to go).  We suspect homework...

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/ohmmeter/td-p/2886268/highlight/false

 

Curious to see how long it takes them to realize I gave them a VI with no block diagram...Smiley Surprised


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I saw this one, and thought Crossrulz shows amazing patience and restraint whilst try to make sense of the question. Nice twist at the end though! I was amused by post 18 where Crossrulz was given instructions on how to Save for Previous Version. Smiley LOL

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@sebster wrote:

I was amused by post 18 where Crossrulz was given instructions on how to Save for Previous Version. Smiley LOL


I about lost it with that one.  They know how to save for previous, but can't figure out how to do something so simple in the code.  I almost told them off on that one.  But decided to just leave my comments blank and leave them a password protected VI.  I really hope they read the VI description...

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Allows the user to adjust the resistance with a dial and get the corresponding I-V curve.

Because we are dealing with V=IR, the curve will always be a straight line and is quite boring.

Assuming this is a homework problem and the original poster did not show any interest in trying to do it themselves, I am supplying this VI with with password protection.  This means that the VI will not be editable and can only be used as is.  Furthermore, the block diagram will not be able to be seen.

Thread from ni.com: http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/ohmmeter/td-p/2886268

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