Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[Ben]

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@MarkCG wrote:

Really, some of you must be saints to put up with the rudeness of some of these posters. "Please to be solving my requirements!" geez louise.. 

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While I am not as active as I once was, there is some slef-preservation in some of the interactions. We fear that some of the "homework huslers" could actually graduate and find themselves in the next cube as our "new helper". Better to chase them away, or convince them to gird up their loins and do some work now.

Ben

[jcarmody]

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Execution-suspended-in-LabVIEW-2015/m-p/3218910#M934930

Just get a faster computer; that solved a similiar problem I had next year.  My computer is so fast it can complete an infinite loop in just under a minute.

[MarkCG]

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@crossrulz wrote:

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@MarkCG wrote:

Really, some of you must be saints to put up with the rudeness of some of these posters. "Please to be solving my requirements!" geez louise.. 

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And then there is Dennis...

"So instead of providing any sort of useful information in order to actually help you, you decide to cry. There are all the examples you need that come with LabVIEW. Good luck."

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Thanks, this made me laugh

[crossrulz]

http://forums.ni.com/t5/Multifunction-DAQ/do-you-need-a-supply-to-input-current-with-the-ni-daq-9265...

"Just needed someone else to tell me."

Because you are too stupid to RTFM...?

[JÞB]

OK, I actually went and gave the poster a "Looney Tune-up"

[JÞB]

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@Ray.R wrote:

you can choose to accept your own post as the solution?  twice??

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I just cleaned that up a bit- we can do that now

[_Bryan]

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/testbench-Bob/td-p/3299662

There are so many ways I would like to respond to this post.  But the last LMGTFY link seemed to not go over well for at least 1 person.

[Hooovahh]

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@_Bryan wrote:

There are so many ways I would like to respond to this post.  But the last LMGTFY link seemed to not go over well for at least 1 person.

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Sorry you got that kind of response but I generally kudo posts that use LMGTFY appropriately, and you did.  Don't want to be called out for a question that Google answers?  Don't ask questions that can't be answered using the worlds most common resource for answering questions.  

@Also do people just think this is twitter or something?  I guess you can post questions from Facebook now somehow, not sure how well that integrates or if @ and # work as intended but I'm guessing they don't.

[altenbach]

The odyssey continues.... 

[LiliMcDonald]

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Hooovahh wrote: Also do people just think this is twitter or something?  I guess you can post questions from Facebook now somehow, not sure how well that integrates or if @ and # work as intended but I'm guessing they don't.

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In other Lithium hosted communities, it is possible to @ mention a username so that the person is notified. It's handy for replying to users in a long thread. We don't have that enabled here though.