Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[jcarmody]

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/start-button-in-a-flat-sequence/m-p/3185326/highlight/true#M922103

"Burn Atlanta to the ground." - Abraham Lincoln

[jcarmody]

<removed - was not proud of what I wrote>

[PeterFoerster]

"Hi Javier,

my first suggestion is to get a keyboard that's working. Critical Keys like :;,.-_!"§$%&/()=?

and especially !!!! don't appear to be working..."

From this thread.

[JÞB]

I think that the Event Structure is working well.... You, OTOH, may need to rethink how you are using it

seen here

[jcarmody]

There is only switch or switch not, there is no built-in - here.

[thoult]

*facepalm*

Sorry, that's all I have. Nothing wittier than that.

Original thread

[crossrulz]

temperature data logger with rs232

Write a VI for you?  Here you go...

[_Bryan]

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@crossrulz wrote:

temperature data logger with rs232

Write a VI for you?  Here you go...

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The picture the OP attached was awesome.  I don't know why you can't write a VI with all the information he gave you. 

[MarkCG]

Really, some of you must be saints to put up with the rudeness of some of these posters. "Please to be solving my requirements!" geez louise.. 

[crossrulz]

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@MarkCG wrote:

Really, some of you must be saints to put up with the rudeness of some of these posters. "Please to be solving my requirements!" geez louise.. 

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And then there is Dennis...

"So instead of providing any sort of useful information in order to actually help you, you decide to cry. There are all the examples you need that come with LabVIEW. Good luck."